Hayesthorpe Hotel♡

HayesBad Hotel

2.0

Where must I start, that's right, the prejudice against my dog, Princess Kitty Cat II of the Great Town of Stratford, they refused her entry, I am unsure why, but because of this, she spun around on the floor, all four legs raving around with her tail breaking everything in sight, and the screams which left her snout were hellish. I have never seen my dog Princess Kitty Cat II of the Great Town of Eastbourne, in such distress. After this meltdown we were both finally permitted entry to this pongy place. The shower was leaking gravy (or so I hope it was), the toilet was green from the mould of cheese. My bed, a double, was stained with, for what I can only guess, butter and strawberry jam, placed on a cracker. I am unsure of how this was here but it was. The TV was only showing Riverdale, S3, Ep16 which was the only good thing about this place, as my dog, Princess Kitty Cat II of the Great Town of Paris, loves this. The room was a state, the carpet was made out of cabbage, the window was just a melted sheet of rubber bands, and the bed frame was so weak, it was made out of a Mach 2 Helicopter from the Royal Navy. The water did not work in the sink, which upset my dog, Princess Kitty Cat II of the Great Town of Sittingbourne, as this meant she could not drink from it, as she likes to where ever she goes. The soap left in the bathroom was made of Nutella, I am allergic to rice, this was a massive risk to my, and my dog's, Princess Kitty Cat II of the Great Town of Carlise, health. Overall this place was a mess, I will never being staying in this place again!

Shabby but convenient

6.0

Only stayed for one night - The hotel was very shabby but bedding was crisp and clean and bathroom was clean. Location of the hotel was not ideal due to passing traffic. Noisy music being played until quite late and noise during the night due to families leaving in taxis. Probably a stop-off point for the airport. Wrecked car in the car park was off putting. Overpriced for the standard of the hotel.

Adequate

6.0

OK for the one night stopover when visiting a friend. Adequate, I've paid less and had better but the price seems to be the going rate for the area.

Nice budget hotel in the Croydon area

6.0

The hotel standard i OK, the service is friendly, the hotel is located close to shops and restaurants. This hotel is fine for someone that just wants a nice quit place to stay in the Croydon area.

Would not use again

4.0

I had the room at the front, ground floor and next to reception. Until 1am Was constantly woken up by people walking out the front to smoke and hearing them talking outside the window. Also had to listen to reception phone ringing which kept waking me up. Staff were friendly but room location and noise let them down.

Good for a quiet place on a low budget.

6.0

I stayed at the Hayesthorpe hotel for 7 days. First negative I saw was no lift. I understand it's a small old building so it's not possible to get one but going to the top floor with heavy bags is a struggle. Staff were very friendly. Was able to stand and talk to one of the receptionist for nearly an hour one day. All receptionists I met greeted me on my entrance and exit each day. Room was very small and the floor creaked every step. Wasn't able to walk around without making loud noises. Same goes for my neighbours. Positive was that it was very clean. Maids came in every day to make the bed and change the bins. Bathroom was quite small but clean. Water pressure was terrible and in the 7 days I was there I got hot water once. The other times it was just lukewarm. Beds were comfortable, tv had all the freeview channels, there was a bedside table, a desk with a chair, a chest of drawers and a wardrobe with enough room for my luggage. The worst part of my stay was the location. It's in the middle of nowhere. You have to walk for nearly 10 minutes up a steep hill from the main road to get to the hotel. Once on the main road there are a number of good cafes that offer good meals for cheap but that's all that's close. It's a long walk or a short bus ride to Croydon town centre.