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THE VAN

Thorness Lane 65, Porchfield, GB

9.1 guest rating· 45 reviews

About this hotel

Beachfront Paradise with Heated Pool

Luxurious Amenities : THE VAN offers a fully equipped kitchen, living room, dining area, and a fireplace. With 3 bedrooms and a children's playground, it's perfect for families.

Relaxation and Entertainment : Guests can unwind in the bar or lounge, enjoy the game console, or shop at the minimarket. The garden and heated pool provide a serene atmosphere.

Convenient Location : Situated near Blackgang Chine and Carisbrooke Castle, THE VAN is ideal for exploring. Plus, Bournemouth Airport is just 50 km away.

Book now to experience a perfect blend of comfort and leisure at THE VAN in Porchfield!

Rooms & rates

Mobile Home

Sleeps 5 · 6 m² · Sofa bed

  • Private bathroom
  • Kitchen
  • Shower
  • TV
  • Hair dryer

Amenities

  • Access to nearby indoor pool
  • Heated pool
  • Indoor/outdoor pool
  • Swimming pool
  • Offsite parking discounted rates available
  • Parking
  • Pets allowed
  • Pet bowls
  • Beach club nearby (surcharge)
  • Beach toys
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Non-smoking throughout
  • Adult only
  • ATM/banking
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  • Baby safety gates
  • Board games/puzzles
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Japanese garden
  • Key access
  • Playground on site
  • Private check-in/check-out
  • Shallow end
  • Shared kitchen
  • Shared lounge/TV area
  • Shopping on site
  • Smoke alarms
  • Swimming nearby
  • Terrace

Location

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Thorness Lane 65, Porchfield, GB

Check-in
from 03:00 PM to 11:30 PM
Check-out
until 11:00 AM

What guests say9.145 reviews

+ Wonderful stay+ Highly recommendedSofas were slightly uncomfortableSingle beds small for adults
Cleanliness9.2
Service9.7
Location9.2
Room Quality8.7
Amenities8.7
Value for Money9.2

5 star

10.0

I had the most wonderful stay at this mobile home! From the moment I arrived, the host made me feel so welcome — incredibly caring, attentive, and always happy to help with anything I needed. The mobile home itself was spotless, beautifully maintained, and had everything I could possibly want for a comfortable stay. It was clear that a lot of thought and care had gone into making it a real home away from home. The location was perfect for a relaxing holiday, and I left feeling completely refreshed. I can’t recommend this place highly enough — I’ll definitely be coming back!

Atefeh · GB · 2025-08-12

Guest review

10.0

Very comfortable and welcoming. Lots of little extras. Had a lovely stay and will definitely recommend to friends and family.

Alice · GB · 2025-08-04

Great stay in a sweet caravan

10.0

Had every thing we needed and set amongst trees with lovely views

The sofas were a little uncomfortable and the single beds small for adults but that’s always the case in caravans and it didn’t stop us having a wonderful time

GB · 2025-07-10

Maggie and Rob were fabulous hosts - lots of very thoughtful extras to make your stay special. Would definitely recomme

10.0

Lovely quiet location

Debra · GB · 2025-06-22

Comfy, cosy and super clean.

10.0

A lovely place. It was super clean and the bed was so comfy. It was perfect for our short trip and will definitely look to visit again.

Nothing.

Rebecca · GB · 2025-05-27

A cosy van with lovely extra touches, on a site great for both adults and kids. So much to do, if you want to stay the s

8.0

Nice cosy van great park for both kids and adults. The owners added some lovely touches to the van and the kids really liked the games and drawing.

The parking area. Struggled to get space at times.

Tina · GB · 2025-04-22

Good to know

This property will not accommodate hen, stag or similar parties.

Please inform THE VAN in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.

If you cause damage to the property during your stay, you could be asked to pay up to GBP 150 after check-out, according to this property's Damage Policy .

Managed by a private host

Pets

Pets are allowed on request. Charges may be applicable.

Internet

No internet access available.

Parking

Free public parking is possible on site (reservation is not possible).

Children and extra bed policy

Children of any age are allowed.

Children up to and including 2 years old stay for free when using an available cot.

You haven't added any extra beds.

Any type of extra bed or child's cot/crib is upon request and needs to be confirmed by management.