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Idyllic mobile home in beautiful surroundings

Thorness Lane, Porchfield, GB

9 guest rating· 33 reviews

About this hotel

Seaside Retreat with Modern Comforts

Scenic Views and Cozy Interiors

Experience the tranquility of Porchfield in this mobile home with a balcony, offering sea views and a fireplace. With 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and a seating area, enjoy the comfort of a walk-in shower, plush towels, and crisp bed linen.

Convenient Amenities and Dining Options

Indulge in on-site dining at the restaurant, grab a snack at the bar, or shop at the minimarket. Benefit from free WiFi, private parking, and outdoor play equipment.

Explore Nearby Attractions

Visit Carisbrooke Castle and Robin Hill, both a short distance away. Conveniently located 23 km from Blackgang Chine, make the most of your Isle of Wight getaway.

Book now for a memorable seaside escape at Idyllic mobile home in beautiful surroundings.

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Rooms & rates

Mobile Home

Sleeps 6 · 42 m² · Sofa bed

  • Private bathroom
  • Coffee machine
  • Shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Refrigerator

Amenities

  • Free WiFi
  • Heated pool
  • Indoor pool
  • Indoor pool - seasonal
  • Swimming pool
  • Free Parking
  • Restaurant
  • Bar
  • Snack bar
  • Pet bowls
  • Beach
  • 24-hour security
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Non-smoking throughout
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  • Family rooms
  • ATM/cash machine on site
  • Board games/puzzles
  • Children's playground
  • Cleaning standards that are effective against Coronavirus
  • Contactless check-in/check-out
  • Entertainment staff
  • Evening entertainment
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Food delivered to guest room
  • Heating
  • Kid meals
  • Kids' outdoor play equipment
  • Laundry washed per local authority guidelines
  • Minimarket on site
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Property cleaned by professional cleaning companies
  • Sanitized tableware & silverware
  • Stand-up comedy
  • Terrace
  • Vending machine - drinks
  • Vending machine - snacks
  • Water slide

Location

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Thorness Lane, Porchfield, GB

Check-in
from 04:00 PM to 09:00 PM
Check-out
until 10:00 AM

What guests say933 reviews

+ Family friendly+ Well equipped+ Spacious and clean+ Great communicationBird poo on balconyNoise from acorns dropping on to the van
Cleanliness8.0
Service9.5
Location9.0
Room Quality9.0
Amenities9.5
Value for Money9.0

Very good caravan but could be made even better

8.0

A larger than expected caravan on a delightful holiday park. You need a car to see the island but there is a beach within walking distance, but not one you'd really want to sunbathe or swim off. The WiFi was good and the caravan was well appointed with extremely comfortable beds.

Said there was a coffee machine in the description but there wasn't - this should either be provided or changed. The biggest disappointment was the large amount of bird poo on the decking and the chairs that made it really unpleasant to sit outside and eat. The caravan is under a tree which is the reason but the owners said the decking is washed down between guests and this clearly wasn't the case as the poo was caked on and the sheer quantity wouldn't have been deposited in only a few hours. They also said there was a cover for the table and chairs and it was nowhere to be seen. Fix that and it would be truly idyllic.

Mark · GB · 2026-07-06

It was great. Nice and quiet place.

8.0
Mary · GB · 2026-06-29

Great family friendly dtau

10.0

Great family friendly spot. Very roomy and everything you need.

Nothing.

Rhian · NZ · 2026-01-19

Exceptional Service

10.0

It was very clean inside and nothing to worry about that everything was there that is essential, will definitely come back next year!

Hard to say, I think the only thing I would say is the outside balcony could be improved on and cleaned, so you can go out and chill on the balcony as it was impossible in this case due to how dirty it was. But other than that amazing

Igor · GB · 2026-01-15

Guest review

9.0

Additional toys for kids

Gopinath · GB · 2025-11-27

Good to know

This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties.

Managed by a private host

A deposit may be required at the property.