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Zeza´s Garden

RUA DE SÃO JOÃO, 402, CALHETA, Calheta, PT

9.9 guest rating· 28 reviews

About this hotel

Luxurious Beachfront Property

Unmatched Views and Amenities

Zeza´s Garden in Calheta offers a serene escape with a garden, balcony, and free WiFi. The soundproof property features a fully equipped kitchen, terrace with sea views, and a patio overlooking the mountains. Enjoy fishing and hiking in the area, or relax in the picnic area.

All-Inclusive Comfort

The holiday home includes bed linen, towels, flat-screen TV, and dining area. It is allergy-free and non-smoking, ensuring a comfortable stay for all guests.

Convenient Location

Situated near Calheta Beach and Girao Cape, Zeza´s Garden provides easy access to nearby attractions such as Porto Moniz Natural Swimming Pools and Marina do Funchal. Book now for a memorable stay in Madeira!

Rooms & rates

Vacation Home

Sleeps 4 · 60 m² · Sofa bed

  • Air conditioning
  • Single-room air conditioning for guest accommodation
  • Bathrobe
  • Private bathroom
  • Kitchenette

Amenities

  • Free WiFi
  • Air conditioning
  • Beach
  • Beachfront
  • Non-smoking throughout
  • Family rooms
  • Canoeing
  • Cleaning standards that are effective against Coronavirus
  • Diving
  • First aid kit available
  • Fishing
  • Garden
  • Guest room sealed after cleaning
  • Guest rooms disinfected between stays
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  • Guests can opt-out any cleaning services during stay
  • Hand sanitizer in guest room and key areas
  • Hiking
  • Laundry washed per local authority guidelines
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Picnic area
  • Process in place to check health of guests
  • Staff adhere to local safety protocols
  • Sun terrace
  • Terrace
  • Water park
  • Water sport facilities on site

Location

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RUA DE SÃO JOÃO, 402, CALHETA, Calheta, PT

Check-in
from 02:30 AM to 12:00 AM
Check-out
until 11:00 AM

What guests say9.928 reviews

+ Beautiful location+ Excellent service+ Perfect room quality+ Great amenities
Cleanliness10.0
Service10.0
Location10.0
Room Quality10.0
Amenities9.6
Value for Money10.0

Quiet and Rural yet close enough to facilities

9.0

Lovely host, great property

Only there was a crane blocking our lovely view, but obviously no fault of the owner.

Philip · GB · 2026-07-19

Guest review

9.0

Piękny komfortowy Apartament ze wspaniałym widokiem z ogrodu na Ocean. Możliwość odpoczynku po dniu wycieczek po Maderze.

Prawie nic - aktualnie widok na Ocean zasłaniał nam trochę dzwig z budowy poniżej kilka domów.

PAWEŁKIEWICZ · PL · 2026-07-03

Guest review

8.0

Zeza is a really nice and welcoming host, she gave us valuable information about the surroundings/the island, left fruit and cookies for us to taste. 
The house is nice, equipped with everything you need, though a bit kitch in decor. Some stuff was a bit dated, the drier was a cheap plastic one, on the verge of collapsing, the kitchen a bit uncomfortable in use, with super sharp edges, we cut ourselves a couple of times. Otherwise you have everything you need for cooking/food storing there. The house was very clean, all of the textiles were fresh, though I suppose they forgot to clean the fridge (it was not dirty, just not freshly cleaned, and there was some leftover sauce in it). The garden is beautiful, but you can’t really use it ( e.g. put the beach chairs there), because of the garden decor that is all over the place. You can just look at it and walk on the stone path. In June there is sun on the usable part of the terrace until 3-4 p.m. 
Despite the photos, you’re not the only ones there, though it was really quiet and we didn’t really see anyone, but there are two apartments upstairs, and the entrance is right next to the garden. Luckily their balconies don’t directly overlook the garden. Also, there are of course houses and was even a construction nearby, if you just stand up from the table, you can see all that. 
Overall we didn’t feel like we were lacking anything, but there are better accommodations for the price.

Mentioned above among the good things.

DanDragu · AT · 2026-06-16

Perfect place for a couples to relax in a beautiful environment.

10.0

Zeza met us in person to show us round the property and hand over the keys and the great selection of local treats she had prepared for our arrival. She was so helpful and keen to share her knowledge of the local area and Madeira in general. We had high expectations from the listing and these were exceeded in every respect. It's a beautiful, well equipped place with a lovely little garden with views of mountain and ocean to die for! Throughout our stay, Zeza kept in touch to make sure our stay was as good as it could be...always available and never invading our privacy. The location is superb. Being away from the beach strip and being able to walk down when you want to is very rare in Calheta...the walk up gets the heart going (our combined age as a couple is 130 years and it was fine for us). Muito obrigada, Zeza, pela sua amabilidade e atenção ao detalhe!

Jeremy · GB · 2026-05-12

Guest review

10.0

Die Wohnung liefert einen phänomenalen Blick aufs Meer. Sie ist gemütlich und umfassend eingerichtet und man kann auf der Terrasse und im Garten wunderbar entspannen. Die Küche bietet alles, was so zum Kochen benötigt wird, zumal sich im Ort ein sehr gut sortierter Supermarkt befindet mit frischem Fisch und allem, was man so st so braucht. Einziger Nachteil ist der Weg zum Ort und zurück, hier sollte man gut zu Fuß sein, denn es geht etwas mehr als 1 km sehr steil bergab und zurück eben wieder hoch. Neben dem Supermarkt finden sich dort ein paar gute Restaurants, eine Strandbar und ein kleiner Sandstrand. Zeza hat uns sehr nett empfangen und ist jederzeit hilfsbereit. Rundum empfehlenswert.

Natali · DE · 2026-04-16

Uitstekende locatie en zeer fijn huisje!

10.0

Echt alles was fantastisch: de locatie, de uitrusting van de keuken, de slaapkamer en beddengoed, uitstekende douche. Zeza is ook zeer aardig en behulpzaam!

Niets

Eveline · NL · 2026-03-05

Good to know

This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties.

Managed by a private host

A deposit may be required at the property.

Internet

WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.

Parking

No parking available.

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

Children and extra bed policy

Children of any age are allowed.

Children up to and including 2 years old stay for free when using an available cot.

You haven't added any extra beds.

Any type of extra bed or child's cot/crib is upon request and needs to be confirmed by management.