Hotels of Earth

Happy River Thames View Entire Apartment

★★★★★ 70 Holland Street, London, GB

7.3 guest rating· 105 reviews

The five stars

Happy River Thames View Entire Apartment holds a five-star rating in its official classification, the requirement for every property in the Hotels of Earth collection.

The service side of those stars shows in its listing: Terrace and Mobile app for room service.

About this hotel

Luxurious Amenities

Enjoy the spacious 2-bedroom apartment with a fully equipped kitchen, terrace with sea views, and a modern restaurant serving British cuisine.

Family-Friendly Features

Kids can have a blast with outdoor play equipment, while parents can relax in the peaceful, non-smoking and allergy-free environment.

Convenient Location

Situated in the heart of London, this property offers easy access to popular attractions like London Bridge, St Paul's Cathedral, and Waterloo Station.

Book now for an unforgettable stay at Happy River Thames View Entire Apartment with stunning lake views and top-notch facilities.

Rooms & rates

Apartment with Lake View

Sleeps 4 · 69 m² · Double bed

  • Desk
  • Private bathroom
  • Kitchen
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Coffee machine

Amenities

  • Free WiFi
  • Breakfast takeaway containers
  • Restaurant
  • Bar
  • Screens / Barriers between staff and guests for safety
  • Snack bar
  • Beach
  • Business center
  • Mobile app for room service
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Non-smoking throughout
  • Family rooms
  • Access to health care professionals
  • Allergy-free room
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  • Cashless payment available
  • Cleaning standards that are effective against Coronavirus
  • Coffee Shop on site
  • Contactless check-in/check-out
  • Delivered food - securely covered
  • Express check-in/check-out
  • Face masks for guests available
  • Fire extinguishers
  • First aid kit available
  • Food delivered to guest room
  • Garden
  • Guest room sealed after cleaning
  • Guest rooms disinfected between stays
  • Guests can opt-out any cleaning services during stay
  • Hand sanitizer in guest room and key areas
  • Heating
  • Invoice provided
  • Ironing service
  • Key access
  • Kids' outdoor play equipment
  • Laundry
  • Laundry washed per local authority guidelines
  • Lift / Elevator
  • Meeting/banquet facilities
  • Physical distancing in dining areas
  • Physical distancing rules followed
  • Private check-in/check-out
  • Process in place to check health of guests
  • Property cleaned by professional cleaning companies
  • Public transport tickets
  • Sanitized tableware & silverware
  • Security alarm
  • Shared stationery like menus, pens are removed
  • Smoke alarms
  • Soundproof rooms
  • Staff adhere to local safety protocols
  • Temporary art galleries
  • Terrace
  • Thermometers for guests provided by property
  • Water park

Location

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70 Holland Street, London, GB

Check-in
from 01:00 PM to 12:00 AM
Check-out
until 11:00 AM

What guests say7.3105 reviews

+ Excellent location+ Good value for moneyCleanliness issuesTired furnishings
Cleanliness5.7
Service7.7
Location9.7
Room Quality6.7
Amenities6.7
Value for Money8.6

A good choice for a short stay!Easy communication,great location,the cleanliness could be improved.

7.0
Antonia · HR · 2026-07-20

Dirty

4.0

Great position, easy access with the key safe, pleasant balcony at one side. Plenty of toiletries provided though not expected. Good price for London center. Ok for one night stay.

Took our shoes off at the door as requested and all our socks were filthy after ten minutes? No internal lock to the door so left feeling unsafe. One bedroom and one bed sit? Says two bedroom but not. Nothing like the pictures. Very tatty and grubby, lots of dust every where, floor very dirty, plugs not working and certainly not enough plugs to charge phones for four adults. Curtains don’t close properly so no lie ins here. Only one other mirror apart from the one in the bathroom so impractical for four people. Zero food items provided, stayed self catering before and there’s always salt? Odd condiments? Shed loads of cleaning products and toiletries though? Kitchen tap stuck on with silicone? Mould in the bathroom probably due to no working vent? Internal bathroom ???? Shower full of hair on arrival. Second balcony full of bedding? Washer drier going for hours, we needed the extra heat when it’s a heatwave???? To top off our stay the cleaner arrived at 10.50, just let herself in without knocking? Then stood holding the door open ? So rude. There were more problems but too many to list. Won’t be back.

tracy · GB · 2026-07-13

Good location

8.0

Good location in Southwark close to the London eye, tate modern and the globe. Next to the train station and nice riverside walks. Plenty of towels , hot water and most things you might need for your stay.

The flat is in need of renovation. For example the kitchen tap needs to be replaced, it was very loose, no stopper in the kitchen sink for washing up, two of the sockets in the kitchen didn't work and it just needed to be freshened up with a good deep clean and a lick of paint.

Linda · IE · 2026-07-01

Guest review

8.0

The location of the apartment was perfect. Next to the Tate Modern Museum. So you can walk everywhere in the city center.

Unfortunately the dust hasn't been cleaned well. And my wife have an allergy and she couldnt slept well.

özhan · SE · 2026-06-22

Un appartement bien placé avec une jolie vue sur la tamise

8.0

L'emplacement dans la ville top Les équipements mis à disposition Les produits de nettoyage et pour la douche présents La taille de l'appartement Heure d'arrivée et heure de départ très appréciable Les explications pour récupérer l'appartement étaient très claires et la personne qui s'occupe est très réactive

La robinetterie de la cuisine et la douche qui faudrait changer. L'eau de la douche un peu trop chaude et on ne peut pas la régler.

Harry 3960 · CH · 2026-06-09

Guest review

6.0

Posizione eccellente. Tranquilla e sicura. Appartamento vicino a tutti i servizi.

La pulizia dell'appartamento. Le lenzuola stese dell'Ospite precedente.

Barbara · IT · 2026-06-04

Hotels of Earth · questions

Is Happy River Thames View Entire Apartment really a five-star hotel?
Yes. Its own classification data carries five stars; that rating, not a style label, is what puts a property in this collection.

Good to know

This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties.

A deposit may be required at the property.