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Happy River Thames View Entire Apartment

★★★★★ 70 Holland Street, London, GB

7.3 guest rating· 110 reviews

The five stars

Happy River Thames View Entire Apartment holds a five-star rating in its official classification, the requirement for every property in the Hotels of Earth collection.

The service side of those stars shows in its listing: Terrace and Mobile app for room service.

About this hotel

Luxurious Amenities

Enjoy the spacious 2-bedroom apartment with a fully equipped kitchen, terrace with sea views, and a modern restaurant serving British cuisine.

Family-Friendly Features

Kids can have a blast with outdoor play equipment, while parents can relax in the peaceful, non-smoking and allergy-free environment.

Convenient Location

Situated in the heart of London, this property offers easy access to popular attractions like London Bridge, St Paul's Cathedral, and Waterloo Station.

Book now for an unforgettable stay at Happy River Thames View Entire Apartment with stunning lake views and top-notch facilities.

Rooms & rates

Apartment with Lake View

Sleeps 4 · 69 m² · Double bed, Double bed

  • Desk
  • Private bathroom
  • Kitchen
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Coffee machine

Amenities

  • Free WiFi
  • Breakfast takeaway containers
  • Restaurant
  • Bar
  • Screens / Barriers between staff and guests for safety
  • Snack bar
  • Beach
  • Business center
  • Mobile app for room service
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Non-smoking throughout
  • Family rooms
  • Access to health care professionals
  • Allergy-free room
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  • Cashless payment available
  • Cleaning standards that are effective against Coronavirus
  • Coffee Shop on site
  • Contactless check-in/check-out
  • Delivered food - securely covered
  • Express check-in/check-out
  • Face masks for guests available
  • Fire extinguishers
  • First aid kit available
  • Food delivered to guest room
  • Garden
  • Guest room sealed after cleaning
  • Guest rooms disinfected between stays
  • Guests can opt-out any cleaning services during stay
  • Hand sanitizer in guest room and key areas
  • Heating
  • Invoice provided
  • Ironing service
  • Key access
  • Kids' outdoor play equipment
  • Laundry
  • Laundry washed per local authority guidelines
  • Lift / Elevator
  • Meeting/banquet facilities
  • Physical distancing in dining areas
  • Physical distancing rules followed
  • Private check-in/check-out
  • Process in place to check health of guests
  • Property cleaned by professional cleaning companies
  • Public transport tickets
  • Sanitized tableware & silverware
  • Security alarm
  • Shared stationery like menus, pens are removed
  • Smoke alarms
  • Soundproof rooms
  • Staff adhere to local safety protocols
  • Temporary art galleries
  • Terrace
  • Thermometers for guests provided by property
  • Water park

Location

What guests say7.3110 reviews

+ Excellent location+ Good value for money− Cleanliness issues− Tired furnishings
Cleanliness5.7
Service7.7
Location9.7
Room Quality6.7
Amenities6.7
Value for Money8.6

Awful, avoid!

1.0

Location

− Unfortunately the bathroom floor was 50% smashed, the toilet and bathroom sink repeatedly blocked. The bedding was dirty, the kitchen sink leaked and the tap was hanging off. The beds were extremely uncomfortable. There were signs of rodents within the property, including faeces and loud chewing, sleeping was not an option. There were rodent plug ins and humane traps under the settee in an attempt to address this. Shower struggled to heat up and made a very loud noise in the hallway so waking others. Upon contact with the property was merely told, thanks for the feedback.

Richard · GB · 2026-09-14

Guest review

10.0

great location. easy check in / check out. good communication and very clear instructions:)

Klos · GB · 2026-09-11

Did not met expectations

3.0

The location

− The apartment requires full refurbishment, for the time it is in bad condition, no view to the river.

Iuliana · RO · 2026-08-27

Guest review

9.0

Location and fantastic layout. Easy instructions to access with a video tour.

− Nothing it was lovely. Ignore all negative reviews.

Cate · GB · 2026-08-19

Guest review

10.0

Amazing location- close to everything. Comfortable beds. Clean. Great balcony view.

− No air con

Ashish · GB · 2026-08-04

Guest review

10.0

Location and accessibility

− None

Alexander · GB · 2026-08-03

Hotels of Earth · questions

Is Happy River Thames View Entire Apartment really a five-star hotel?
Yes. Its own classification data carries five stars; that rating, not a style label, is what puts a property in this collection.

Good to know

This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties.

A deposit may be required at the property.