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The Barn

9 Pine View,saint Mary‘s Platt, Trotterscliffe, GB

9.1 guest rating· 28 reviews

About this hotel

Luxurious Garden Views

Enjoy the serene garden views from The Barn's terrace and patio. The ground floor apartment offers a cozy stay with modern amenities including a fully equipped kitchen, flat-screen TV, and free WiFi. Relax by the outdoor fireplace or explore the surrounding area with cycling and hiking trails nearby.

Entertainment and Activities

Unwind with billiards, table tennis, and darts on-site. The property also features barbecue facilities for a delightful outdoor dining experience. With Ightham Mote just 7.7 km away and Brands Hatch within reach, adventure and exploration await guests.

Private and Comfortable Stay

Experience privacy and comfort with a private entrance, plush towels, and crisp bed linen provided. Whether you're seeking a peaceful retreat or outdoor adventures, The Barn offers the perfect blend for a memorable stay.

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Rooms & rates

One-Bedroom Apartment

Sleeps 6 · 52 m² · 2× Sofa bed

  • Desk
  • Kitchen
  • Shower
  • TV
  • Hair dryer

Amenities

  • Free WiFi
  • Free Parking
  • Accessible parking
  • Pets allowed
  • Golf course
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Non-smoking throughout
  • Family rooms
  • BBQ facilities
  • Billiards
  • Board games/puzzles
  • Cashless payment available
  • CCTV outside property
  • Cleaning standards that are effective against Coronavirus
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  • Contactless check-in/check-out
  • Cycling
  • Darts
  • Delivered food - securely covered
  • Designated smoking area
  • Express check-in/check-out
  • Fire extinguishers
  • First aid kit available
  • Fishing
  • Food delivered to guest room
  • Games room
  • Guest room sealed after cleaning
  • Guest rooms disinfected between stays
  • Guests can opt-out any cleaning services during stay
  • Hand sanitizer in guest room and key areas
  • Heating
  • Hiking
  • Horse riding
  • Key access
  • Laundry washed per local authority guidelines
  • Luggage storage
  • Meeting/banquet facilities
  • Outdoor fireplace
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Physical distancing in dining areas
  • Physical distancing rules followed
  • Private check-in/check-out
  • Property cleaned by professional cleaning companies
  • Sanitized tableware & silverware
  • Shared stationery like menus, pens are removed
  • Smoke alarms
  • Staff adhere to local safety protocols
  • Table tennis
  • Terrace

Location

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9 Pine View,saint Mary‘s Platt, Trotterscliffe, GB

Check-in
from 03:00 PM to 12:00 AM
Check-out
until 12:00 PM

What guests say9.128 reviews

+ Clean and well equipped+ Helpful host+ Good amenitiesSofabed comfortNeed for bed replacement
Cleanliness9.7
Service9.4
Location9.2
Room Quality8.2
Amenities9.2
Value for Money9.2

Empfehlenswert

9.0

Sehr urig, für ein Aufenthalt mit Freunden perfekt.

Einziger Wermutstropfen waren die Schlafsofa, die waren für zwei Personen ausgelegt, aber etwas zu schmal. Aber für eine Nacht war es kein Problem.🤩

Ursula · DE · 2025-11-01

Not comfortable enough for a long stay

4.0

The pool table was the best feature. I spent hours on it. The central heating was effective and was capable of making the place very warm if required. Ellen liked the shower. The heated towel rail was useful. The blinds were very effective - at or close to blackout standard. There were no issues with the Wi-Fi which tested about 30MB down 3MB up. The cordless vacuum meant we could clean the hard floor. If the weather is warm there’s a table and some chairs outside. The host was helpful and at one point made temporary repairs to the bed. There’s a pub that serves food (the Blue Anchor) about 5-10 minutes walk away.

The bed, though improved by the repair, really needs replacement. Though there are two sofabeds, they aren’t comfortable as either beds or sofas. That means there’s nowhere comfortable to sit, and for a longer stay I’m afraid that’s a problem. The TVs don’t appear to have freeview as such - they have integrated program guides, as well as apps with multiple live channels like Plex (similar to hotel cable), but if you have login details for BBC iPlayer, Netflix etc, bring them with you. There’s some road noise during the day as it’s close to a main road, though this isn’t unusual in the UK and I wouldn’t want to overstate it. There was also quite often noise from a stereo system or similar across the side fence from the property next door, even in October. The lighting is fairly subdued, which is personal taste - some will like it and some won’t. The bathroom floor tiling will need attention at some point.

PearCider · GB · 2025-10-14

I definitely recommend.

10.0

Had everything you need.

Very cozy quiet. Comfortable bed.

Zoe · GB · 2025-10-04

Guest review

9.0

Lovely little barn kids loved the freedom they had compared to a hotel room perfect for our onward journey to Dover the following morning. Thanks Ben

Richard · GB · 2025-08-17

Wonderful property and host. Will happily recommend and return

10.0

Lovely, clean, extremely well equipped and tranquil accommodation with an extremely helpful host. A perfect stay :)

Nothing. Everything about it was fantastic.

Kirsty · GB · 2025-07-20

Good to know

Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

Managed by a private host

A deposit may be required at the property.