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The Horny Toad Guesthouse

★★★ 2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Simpson Bay, SX

9.4 guest rating· 48 reviews

About this hotel

Relax and Stay Fit:

Enjoy our fitness center and soak in the beauty of the terrace and garden.

Convenience at Your Fingertips:

Benefit from complimentary wireless internet, concierge services, and more amenities like barbecue grills.

Comfortable and Stylish Accommodations:

Our 8 guestrooms are uniquely decorated and equipped with full kitchens, private balconies, and free Wi-Fi.

Immerse yourself in the beauty of Simpson Bay at The Horny Toad Guesthouse. Book now to experience beachfront bliss and easy access to top attractions.

Rooms & rates

Sea Grape

Sleeps 4 · 53 m² · King bed

  • Air conditioning
  • Balcony or patio
  • Private bathroom
  • Kitchen
  • Coffee/tea maker

Frangipani

Sleeps 2 · 47 m² · King bed

  • Air conditioning
  • Balcony or patio
  • Private bathroom
  • Kitchen
  • Coffee/tea maker

Flamboyant

Sleeps 2 · 46 m² · King bed

  • Air conditioning
  • Balcony or patio
  • Private bathroom
  • Kitchen
  • Coffee/tea maker

Jasmine

Sleeps 2 · 47 m² · King bed

  • Air conditioning
  • Balcony or patio
  • Private bathroom
  • Kitchen
  • Coffee/tea maker

Orchid

Sleeps 4 · 55 m² · King bed

  • Air conditioning
  • Balcony or patio
  • Private bathroom
  • Kitchen
  • Coffee/tea maker

Mimosa

Sleeps 2 · 60 m² · King bed

  • Air conditioning
  • Balcony or patio
  • Private bathroom
  • Kitchen
  • Coffee/tea maker

Bougainvillea

Sleeps 2 · 43 m² · King bed

  • Air conditioning
  • Balcony or patio
  • Private bathroom
  • Kitchen
  • Coffee/tea maker

Hibiscus

Sleeps 2 · 42 m² · King bed

  • Air conditioning
  • Balcony or patio
  • Private bathroom
  • Kitchen
  • Coffee/tea maker

Amenities

  • Free WiFi
  • Free newspapers in lobby
  • Fitness facilities
  • Free self parking
  • Beach sun loungers
  • Beach towels
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Computer station
  • Concierge service
  • Games
  • Garden
  • Luggage storage
  • Smoke-free property
  • Terrace
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  • Tours/ticket assistance
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Wheelchair accessible

Location

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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Simpson Bay, SX

Check-in
from 03:00 PM to 09:00 PM
Check-out
until 11:00 AM

What guests say9.448 reviews

+ Oceanfront location with private beach+ Sea views and sunset views+ Friendly, family-owned hosts and staff+ Owner-hosted happy hours and social eventsDogs barking at night (noise disturbance)No onsite pool/bar/restaurantOccasional airplane noise
Cleanliness9.4
Service9.6
Location9.8
Room Quality9.6
Amenities8.5
Value for Money9.4

Guest review

10.0

This is our second year in a row so it speaks for itself. It feels more intimate/Family vibe than staying in a hotel. Owners and staff are great too!

I wish the toilet is air-conditioned. It has windows, just being spoiled. Not a deal-breaker.

Melanie · US · 2026-07-24

Guest review

10.0

Everything was on point from the time we arrived till we left

Nothing

sarah · US · 2026-05-03

It was the perfect spot to relax at the beach.

10.0

It's a gorgeous space at the beach. The perfect place to bee. From the apartment you have see view. There is a private beach for the guest en the sea is two steps out of the private area. Before I booked I was a little bit worried about the noise of the planes. But there are just a view little planes flying over, but because the place is so good and it is a lot of joy, you don't even are disturbed by the noise every now and then. You can cook your own food, but there are also nice restaurants in walking distance (and supermarkets).

Hendrikje Lammie · NL · 2026-04-26

Good to know

Children 10 years old and younger are not permitted at this property.

No pets and no service animals are allowed at this property.

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

No rollaway/extra beds available

Pets

Service animals not allowed

Smoking

No smoking

Accessibility

No elevators

Children and extra bed policy

Children welcome

General

Professional property host/manager

Children and extra beds

No cribs (infant beds) available

Pets

No pets or service animals