The Mammoth Inn♡

Elevated hostel stay if your used to being homeless and don't mind being your own hotel security.

1.0

Check-in? Easy. Room? Clean and exactly as pictured. Bathtub? Big and unlimited hot water.

− If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to sleep inside cardboard with a dozen people and dogs, this is your chance. Aesthetic is comfort economy. Acoustics? Philharmonic. Thin walls. Hardwood floors. Hollow-core doors. Gaps under every door. You’ll become intimately familiar with every guest’s comings & goings. Conversations? Crystal clear. Footsteps? Surround sound. Door slams? Jump-out-of-your-skin from a dead sleep, even with earplugs. This place works only if you roll the dice & ALL guests are considerate. We rolled snake eyes. Both nights had 2 a.m. wake up calls. Night 1: door slamming, stomping, TikTok at full volume, and smoking outside our open window. Later, screaming “Help, help!” — which turned out to be less emergency, more recreational enthusiasm. We called management. They reviewed cameras, gave a “firm talking to,” & informed us they’re available by phone until 1 a.m. After that, we had to call the police ourselves. Nothing says relaxing getaway like being deputized as overnight security. Night 2: 2 a.m. encore featuring prolific barfing & drunken attempts to seduce women. We heard everything. Because you hear everything. Now, the “Bed and Breakfast” part. We chose this property because breakfast sounded charming — especially at $600 a night. What we were provided I wouldn't even call food. It was a 7-Eleven survival kit: shelf-stable vanilla milk, Frosted Flakes, & an oily Danish of indeterminate age. It's what you would find if you were foraging abandoned buildings post-apocalypse. You would find it because everyone before you passed it up. To be fair, most guests were polite. The yippy dog respected quiet hours. Management tried from afar. But with this little sound insulation, if anyone talks loudly, walks heavily, or makes post-midnight life choices… you’ll know. With no 24 hour guest support, guests are simply at the mercy of the other guests.

Guest review

1.0

I didn’t even stay there because they wouldn’t accept our stay

Briefe

2.0

The location

− The owner entered the home without permission, thinking no one was home, which is unexceptionable

Great location for a weekend

7.0

The location is great. The place is simple but cozy. We liked the location.

− When said Breakfast in room you expect a little bit more than coffee and a cereal bar. Better say no breakfast. The bathroom had a smell of sewage when we turned the shower on. Mattress was not comfortable for more than two nights. The mattress springs were noisy.

Guest review

1.0

− Its was very uncomfortable. Had too many codes to remember. Extremely dirty, broken furniture, and the view was of the construction worker next door. And it smelled horrible. They upgraded the room which was not any better. It still had the previous guests' things in the bathroom and the bedding was not even changed.

Guest review

10.0

Everything went well. Loved the fast communication they provided